1. Hand gestures (thumbs up, you're the worst)
  2. Tilted head, puppystyle
  3. No age? No pussy!
  4. Flashing sport medals
  5. Making faces e.g. sticking your tongue out, unless you're 5 years old or younger
  6. Alumnis from School of Hard Knocks
  7. Sunglasses on first pic
  8. Selfie behind the wheel
  9. Selfie showing you looking into your phone
  10. Suit-dressed and obviously uncomfortable
  11. Surname only - Tinder is not the army