I don't know how the trend of writing joke reviews for things on Amazon got started, but it is one of my favorite mediums of comedy.
  1. Haribo Sugar-Free Gummy Bears (5lb bag)
    Most reviews center around: unpleasant bathroom experiences http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/cr/B008JELLCA/ref=mw_dp_cr
  2. Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer
    Most reviews center around: absurdity that human beings cannot effectively cut bananas into pieces on their own http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/cr/B0047E0EII/ref=mw_dp_cr
  3. Tuscan Whole Milk (1gal)
    Most reviews center around: ordering milk online, the authenticity of "Tuscan" brand, and it's rather high price for being milk http://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Dairy-Whole-Vitamin-Gallon/product-reviews/B00032G1S0
  4. Samsung 85inch 4K TV
    Most reviews center around: enormous size of this television and the very high price http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/cr/B00CMEN95U/ref=mw_dp_cr?pageNumber=2
  5. Omas Limited Edition Phoenix Plated Fountain Pen with Diamonds
    Most reviews center around: extravagance of the pen http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/reviews/B001HHK8ZC
  6. Uranium Ore
    Most reviews center around: science, magic, and sometimes both http://www.amazon.com/Images-SI-Uranium-Ore/product-reviews/B000796XXM
  7. Playmobil Security Check Point
    Most reviews center around: this being a strange premise for a toy and scrutinous TSA practices http://www.amazon.com/PLAYMOBIL®-36138-Playmobil-Security-Check/product-reviews/B0002CYTL2
  8. This list about a steering-wheel-attachable-desk https://li.st/l/2tMkAlUTDYk9KzYWQyqQAL
    Suggested by @ashlynparish