WHAT I'M GOING TO DO IN LA WHILE ALL THE HIPSTERS ARE AT COACHELLA
- •Go to every single Intelligentsia in the city
- •Dance by myself at The Echoplex and then Shortstop
- •Run through the rows of Amoeba and buy their entire stock of Haim and Jenny Lewis albums
- •Go to Davey Wayne's and drink their entire supply of snowcones and lay in all the hammocks at my leisure.
- •Jaywalk on every block of Sunset Blvd east of Hoover St.