WHAT I'M GOING TO DO IN LA WHILE ALL THE HIPSTERS ARE AT COACHELLA

  1. Go to every single Intelligentsia in the city
  2. Dance by myself at The Echoplex and then Shortstop
  3. Run through the rows of Amoeba and buy their entire stock of Haim and Jenny Lewis albums
  4. Go to Davey Wayne's and drink their entire supply of snowcones and lay in all the hammocks at my leisure.
  5. Jaywalk on every block of Sunset Blvd east of Hoover St.