1. The movie "This Is 40" - an Apatow therapy session.
  2. The last episode of Serial - a cronut.
  3. LinkedIn invitations - birth control.
    (Or impotency)
  4. The movie "Somewhere" - a coffee table book.
  5. Scalia's dissent in Obergefell v Hodges - a death rattle.
  6. "Seinfeld" on Hulu - running into your first boyfriend (to whom you lost your virginity)
  7. Mick Jagger in 2015 - a lovely Birkin bag.
  8. Flash tattoos - smoothie bowls.
  9. Today's NY Time's peas in guac debacle - a Liz Lemon GIF
  10. Chris Pratt - the song of the summer.
  11. Mayweather vs Pacquiao - a graphic novel
    Suggested by @john
  12. The US justice system - a laugh from a Family Guy episode that was derived from a Southpark quote and inspired by The Simpsons in general.
    This was conceived while watching the entire Paradise Lost Trilogy on HBO. Whoa...
    Suggested by @alissamaynot
  13. Magic Mike XXL - a tone poem