Sharing from the drafts folder is a fun idea, @john! It will become evident why this never left mine...
  1. How long it takes an iphone to restart, after the battery dies.
  2. A bug bite on the bottom of your foot.
  3. When the person in the car in front of you is texting and doesn't notice the light has turned green.
  4. When the item you want on Amazon is only available as an "add on" item.
  5. When your airplane seat doesn't recline.
  6. When the person in front of you reclines their airplane seat.
  7. When Subway takes your endorsement deal away.