I am currently wandering the aisles, waiting for a prescription to be ready. Someone must buy these. Is it you?
  1. This "Seafood Cocktail Salad"
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    Feels like a weird thing to go to CVS for, and yet also a weird impulse buy.
  2. This DNA paternity test.
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    "Results not guaranteed"
  3. This penis weight (I think?) and vibrator
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    I am actually super proud of CVS for selling these. Way to be sex positive!
  4. This contraceptive sponge
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    These are back?! Someone tell Elaine Benes!
  5. This keychain that will come to life and murder you in your sleep.
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  6. This tool that can "engrave anything!"
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    Wait, this is kinda cool. I might get this.
  7. This proselytizing Berenstain Bears book.
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    Did anyone else know the Berenstains were born again? I always thought they were Jewish. (ps: it kinda looks like they are goose-stepping, no?)
  8. This pickle in a bag
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    People must like these because I see them at gas stations too. I love pickles, but I think I love aesthetic packaging more? Should I get over it? Are these good?
  9. This Coca-Cola cosy for your Coca-Cola can
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    Deep stuff
  10. This light up flower crown.
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    Sort of feel like I need this! Have I lost all perspective? Or am I seeing clearly for the first time? I can wear it while engraving everything!
  11. I have definitely been in here for too long. Send help.
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