Who Buys These Items at Cvs?
I am currently wandering the aisles, waiting for a prescription to be ready. Someone must buy these. Is it you?
- •This "Seafood Cocktail Salad"Feels like a weird thing to go to CVS for, and yet also a weird impulse buy.
- •This DNA paternity test."Results not guaranteed"
- •This penis weight (I think?) and vibratorI am actually super proud of CVS for selling these. Way to be sex positive!
- •This contraceptive spongeThese are back?! Someone tell Elaine Benes!
- •This keychain that will come to life and murder you in your sleep.
- •This tool that can "engrave anything!"Wait, this is kinda cool. I might get this.
- •This proselytizing Berenstain Bears book.Did anyone else know the Berenstains were born again? I always thought they were Jewish. (ps: it kinda looks like they are goose-stepping, no?)
- •This pickle in a bagPeople must like these because I see them at gas stations too. I love pickles, but I think I love aesthetic packaging more? Should I get over it? Are these good?
- •This Coca-Cola cosy for your Coca-Cola canDeep stuff
- •This light up flower crown.Sort of feel like I need this! Have I lost all perspective? Or am I seeing clearly for the first time? I can wear it while engraving everything!
- •I have definitely been in here for too long. Send help.