1. Waking up when my husband does to "babe babe babe can you make me coffee even though you slept way less than me-babe babe babe can you ----" 😬
  2. Once the husband is out the door, the neighbor's new construction jack hammering begins. And only escalates in volume 😡
  3. Dogs are scared of jackhammers and the evil nose they make, and so begin to jump into my lap simultaneously. They make sad crying wincing ouch noises. 😩
  4. Jackhammering ends, but then?? Power goes out. Again.
    This is the part where I decide its fine to eat a brunch of cold pizza for Monday brunch. 👍🏼
  5. Call car insurance people for the many months overdue refund they haven't sent me, get put on hold, again, get disconnected. Go walk dogs.
  6. Husband calls to have me meet him & accountant... to tell me the excellent news of how the IRS is a bunch of 👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼 and our accountants bill for fixing it all is $$$$$. *requires 🍷🍷🍷🍷 later tonight to process.
  7. On way home, loved one calls sobbing. Wants to know if she should leave her husband. Repeatedly asks what should she dooooo? Stay on phone for long time... 😮😮😳😓😮😳😮😫😮😟😕😐😳
    But seriously what do you say to this?????
  8. So hungry. No more pizza. 😲
  9. Call student loan people. Get put on hold. Get disconnected. Call back. Find out they are now closed for the day bc east coast bc jerks bc now I have to call them again in the morning bc holy hell. 😱
  10. Jack hammering. Again. 😤
  11. It's only 4pm...... 👿
  12. Start laundry. 😶