A list of people I'd invite to my imaginary dinner party

  1. @bjnovak and @mindy (obviously)
  2. Brie Larson
  3. Kristen Wiig
  4. Chris Pratt and Anna Faris
  5. Bo Burnham
  6. Nicole Richie
  7. Amy Poehler
  8. Tina Fey
  9. Barack Obama
  10. Joe Biden
  11. Rihanna
  12. Amy Schumer
  13. Cole Sprouse
  14. Emma Watson
  15. The Pope
  16. Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel
  17. Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis
  18. Chelsea Handler
  19. Chris Harrison (he would host the dinner party, of course)
  20. J.K. Rowling
  21. Andy Samberg
  22. Tom Odell
  23. Chris D'Elia
  24. Matthew Gray Gubler
  25. Matthew Perry
  26. Selena Gomez
  27. Nick Jonas
  28. John Krasinski
  29. Jimmy Kimmel
  30. Jimmy Fallon
  31. Mark Ruffalo
  32. Zendaya
  33. Dax Shepard and Kristen Bell
  34. Jenny Slate
  35. Nicolas Cage (my date)
  36. Britney Spears
  37. Guy Fieri
  38. People I'd invite just so I could have them immediately removed from the property and possibly arrested:
    Donald Trump, Anne Hathaway, Kanye West, Brock Turner, Paula Deen, Gwyneth Paltrow