Pictures I've Felt the Need to Photoshop Myself Into

Because everything is better when it's starring me.
  1. Me blocking you on Tinder during my Wednesday morning hangover
  2. ~sad~ and ~forlorn~
  3. Me on crack.
  4. Me on meth.
  5. Civil War? More like civil union.
  6. Squad goals, as the kids say.
  7. Rather ride a pizza than a man tbh
  8. I'm not famous anymore.
  9. Why u gotta steal the declaration when you've already stolen my heart????
  10. Me feeding Kim a cheeto cause idk seemed necessary at the time