Because everything is better when it's starring me.
  1. Me blocking you on Tinder during my Wednesday morning hangover
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  2. ~sad~ and ~forlorn~
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  3. Me on crack.
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  4. Me on meth.
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  5. Civil War? More like civil union.
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  6. Squad goals, as the kids say.
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  7. Rather ride a pizza than a man tbh
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  8. I'm not famous anymore.
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  9. Why u gotta steal the declaration when you've already stolen my heart????
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  10. Me feeding Kim a cheeto cause idk seemed necessary at the time
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