REASONS I'D MAKE A GREAT ROOMMATE
Help, I'm moving to San Francisco and have nowhere to go. I'm about to be HOMELESS.
- •I use the @list app. Already a good sign.
- •I know everything about reality TV.I have knowledge you didn't even know you needed.
- •I make the most INSANELY awesome Bachelor brackets.Literally I almost won a Pulitzer for them (not literally, but whatever).
- •I always watch Harry Potter weekends."Always." - Snape
- •I love pizza and if I'm drunk I'll order it and forget to make you pay.Think of all the dolla dolla bills you'll save.
- •I'm 22 in age, but 45 in spirit.In a good way, of course (?)
- •I always pick the best movies on movie night."Always." - Snape
- •I'm so chill. Really, like I'm so chill I barely have a pulse. I'm practically dying.Someone revive me.
- •I rarely bring home boys because my flirting skills are subpar and when I'm at the bar I'm usually more focused on where the nearest McDonald's is.Drunk food > drunk hookups.
- •I will not judge you if you stay in bed all day.I'll applaud you.
- •I will not ask you to run a marathon with me or join my women's softball league.I'm physically incapable of doing either of those things.
- •I make cookies all the time and they're bomb AF.
- •I enjoy long walks through target and wine straight from the bottle.This list might make me seem like an alcoholic, but I can assure you I'm not.