Jk probably not.
  1. If you went on a really bad date, you could avoid the dude forever by dying of the Black Plague.
  2. If you didn't want to give your number to someone at the bar then you didn't have to because phones didn't exist yet.
  3. You'd never have to wonder why a guy wasn't responding to you. You could probably just assume he died of Scarlett fever and move on with your life.
  4. No need to argue over which restaurant to go to because you'd probably just have to eat whatever your BF shot that day out in the woods.
  5. Rooms would always be lit with romantic mood inducing candles because, you know, no electricity.
  6. As long as you bathed within the last month you'd be ready to get it on.
  7. Lots of horses around for romantic rides through the countryside.
  8. Romantic "you up??" letters scrawled on beautiful hand pressed paper written in elegant calligraphy.
  9. You'd never have to worry about keeping your relationship fresh because you'd both probably die by the ripe old age of 30.