The Top 10 Things I Tweet About the Most
Follow me @Swainsch. Or don't. Whatever. I was going to block you anyways.
- 1.The Bachelor.Will you accept this RT?
- 2.The Office.Sometimes I'll start a tweet and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way.
- 3.Myself.I'm narcissistic, but in a very cute & fun way.
- 4.Being single.Who needs a man when you have a warm laptop sleeping next to you?
- 5.Pizza.Need I explain?
- 6.How much I hate Donald Trump.Make America Grate Cheese Again.
- 7.Nicolas Cage.Our country's National Treasure.
- 8.Obscure bands and artists in an attempt to sound cultured and unique.I'm not, but no one on Twitter knows that. Please don't tell.
- 9.SpongeBob.Squidward, that wasn't the peace treaty that was a copy of the peace treaty.
- 10.Ghosts.Much like the rest of the world, I can't wait for the day when I'm just a sexy ghost, haunting the lives of my enemies and ex-lovers.