Follow me @Swainsch. Or don't. Whatever. I was going to block you anyways.
  1. The Bachelor.
    Will you accept this RT?
  2. The Office.
    Sometimes I'll start a tweet and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way.
  3. Myself.
    I'm narcissistic, but in a very cute & fun way.
  4. Being single.
    Who needs a man when you have a warm laptop sleeping next to you?
  5. Pizza.
    Need I explain?
  6. How much I hate Donald Trump.
    Make America Grate Cheese Again.
  7. Nicolas Cage.
    Our country's National Treasure.
  8. Obscure bands and artists in an attempt to sound cultured and unique.
    I'm not, but no one on Twitter knows that. Please don't tell.
  9. SpongeBob.
    Squidward, that wasn't the peace treaty that was a copy of the peace treaty.
  10. Ghosts.
    Much like the rest of the world, I can't wait for the day when I'm just a sexy ghost, haunting the lives of my enemies and ex-lovers.