THINGS PEOPLE CAPTION THE FIRST PHOTO THEY POST WITH THEIR NEW SIGNIFICANT OTHER
For those who like to sound semi-committed and half-heartedly into it.
- •"She's cool I guess."Very ~romantic~
- •"I think I'll keep him."Keep him...hostage? Is he currently tied up in your basement?
- •"Not a bad day with this guy."Wait, so just to be clear...THIS guy, right? The only guy in the picture?
- •"Thankful for you."FYI it's not Thanksgiving.
- •"I guess I kinda like him."Your love must run deep.
- •"Happy."Hold on let me go grab a piñata.
- •"Love hanging with this weirdo."Spoiler alert: you're the two most normal people I've ever met in my life.