Lies I Tell Myself
- •I can definitely grade these 18 papers in the next couple of hours.
- •My incessant tripping is cute/quirky.
- •I'll fix that when I go back and revise.
- •I'll get that check engine light looked at on Monday.
- •I walked enough today to justify this pizza.
- •I'm just going to go the party for like an hour.
- •At the next party, two hours, tops.