Lies I Tell Myself

  1. 1.
    I can definitely grade these 18 papers in the next couple of hours.
  2. 2.
    My incessant tripping is cute/quirky.
  3. 3.
    I'll fix that when I go back and revise.
  4. 4.
    I'll get that check engine light looked at on Monday.
  5. 5.
    I walked enough today to justify this pizza.
  6. 6.
    I'm just going to go the party for like an hour.
  7. 7.
    At the next party, two hours, tops.