THINGS I'VE OVERHEARD IN BROOKLYN

  1. "Do you need to do yoga? You look a little stiff." - 40-something mom to 4-yr-old daughter. Williamsburg
  2. "You have to try the buckwheat honey." - One firefighter to another at Williamsburg farmer's market
  3. "That salmon last night was so moist." Guy to his girlfriend. Ft. Greene
  4. "Fuck you. I'm gonna call 311." Angry man to NY DOT construction worker. Ft. Greene
  5. "Don't be a bully!" Man at dog park...to his dog.
  6. "How are people going to differentiate between our website and Instagram page?" Conversation between two 30-somethings. Williamsburg