THINGS YOU THINK WHEN CONSTAPATED

  1. Oh hey! Great time to check social media
  2. Instagram!
  3. Facebook!
  4. List?
  5. Fantasy football!
  6. Vine???
  7. Uuuuhhhhh
  8. I wonder if the seven of the wonders are really wonderful?...
  9. Instagram again?
  10. My legs are asleep
  11. My butts numb
  12. WORK WITH ME BOWELS!
  13. List?
  14. Instagram?
  15. Post some frikin pictures people!
  16. Ugh.... Still constipated.
  17. I'll finish later
  18. *Flush*