HANGOVER THOUGHTS

  1. Where am I?
  2. Did I take off my makeup?
  3. Did I lose anything?
    Phone, credit card, ID, entire purse including all said items
  4. Did I give out my number last night?
  5. Do I need to send any apology text messages?
  6. Which one of my friends will tell me what happened and bring me food?
  7. Can I reach water and Advil without moving my head?
  8. How long do I have to lay here?
  9. I am never drinking again.