Football Players I Can Name
I am not a sports fan.
- •RudyAs the first hobbit to be allowed to play, he is best remembered for breaking down racial barriers.
- •GronkI once saw this guy on Conan and I'm 80% sure he was a football player. There was another person there but I can't recall his name. I'd like to say it was smaller Gronk.
- •Burt ReynoldsHe led a team of misfits and criminals to victory and he was nearly shot for it.
- •Adam SandlerSee Burt Reynolds except slightly worse.
- •Peyton ManningAs the most recent winner of the super bowl, he is probably still drinking that stupid bud light he got paid so much to endorse
- •Friday Night Lights
- •Calvin JohnsonMy brother has a fat head of this guy on the ceiling above his bed. I find this disturbing, who wants to wake up with someone staring down at you?
- •Dwayne JohnsonI know a few things about the rock, he was the champ before Cena existed, he has dual citizenship with Canada, scientists still believe his culinary skills to be the most accurate test for anosmia, and at some point he played football.
- •Dan MarinoLaces out!