Reasons my eight-year-old is mad at me

  1. He's not allowed to take the $700 iPad to the neighbors house and alternately play Minecraft and in their sprinkler at the same time.
  2. He wants to sell lemonade, popsicles and fruit snacks at a stand with his friends. He would like me to provide all the supplies and then he and his friends keep all the money. I told him he needed to pay for his merchandise.
  3. I would like him to take a shower at least every other day.
  4. I wanted to put Caladryl on his poison ivy.