Reasons my eight-year-old is mad at me
- •He's not allowed to take the $700 iPad to the neighbors house and alternately play Minecraft and in their sprinkler at the same time.
- •He wants to sell lemonade, popsicles and fruit snacks at a stand with his friends. He would like me to provide all the supplies and then he and his friends keep all the money. I told him he needed to pay for his merchandise.
- •I would like him to take a shower at least every other day.
- •I wanted to put Caladryl on his poison ivy.