Are you ready to take the “human” test?

Humorist Ze Frank offers a simple test to see if you’re human. Listen to the full list here: http://n.pr/2a2L5mb
  1. Have you ever eaten a booger long past your childhood?
  2. Have you ever made a small, weird sound when you remembered something embarrassing?
  3. Have you ever purposely lower cased the first letter of a text in order to come across as sad or disappointed?
  4. Have you ever ended a text with a period as a sign of aggression?
  5. Have you ever seemed to lose your airplane ticket a thousand times as you walked from the check-in to the gate?
  6. Have you ever put on a pair of pants and then much later realized that there was a loose sock smushed up against your thigh?
  7. Have you ever tried to guess someone else's password so many times that it locked their account?
  8. Have you ever had a nagging feeling that one day you will be discovered as a fraud?
  9. Have you ever hoped that there was some ability you hadn't discovered yet that you were just naturally great at?
  10. Have you ever broken something in real life and then found yourself looking for an undo button - in real life?
  11. Have you ever marveled at how someone you thought was so ordinary could suddenly become so beautiful?
  12. Has your phone ever run out of the battery in the middle of an argument and it sort of felt like the phone was breaking up with both of you?
  13. Have you ever lost the ability to imagine a future without a person that no longer was in your life?
  14. Have you ever looked back on that event with the sad smile of autumn and the realization that futures will happen regardless?
  15. Congratulations. You have now completed the test. You are human.