4 items that should always be taken to the bathroom

The 4 items I always take/check before I sit on my "Ceramic Throne"!
  1. A readable item
    Any book, newspaper, comic, phone, thesis, well basically anything with words. If none of the above are available I end up reading the ingredients on stuff lying around.
  2. Phone
    Because and almost to 100% certainty someone will call me a few seconds I'm seated.
  3. Toilet paper
    At least check there is some lying around, not the first time I had to... do a "poop walk"!
  4. Air freshener
    I owe it to whomever is around the house.