A Very Special Cookie

I've been on Twitter for about 8 years now, and always employed that platform for conversations about what I do for a living.
  1. I was messaged by a Twitter follower earlier in the week.
  2. The person was upset with me as my tweets have become very politically charged.
  3. Who was I, the person asked, to offer political opinions?
  4. 'After all', the tweet went on, you are only a cookie decorator.'
  5. 'Please go back to posting cookies.'
  6. Here's your damn cookie.