I Love Lucy Hijinx
- •This one.Lucy, Y U need to disguise yourself from William Holden??? U kno ur fake nose is gon get caught on fire!!!
- •That one.Lucy, Y U workin' at a chocolate factory??? U kno u won't be able to keep up to the factory's unrealistic efficiency standards!!!
- •This other one.Lucy, Y U getting drunk on live tv??? U kno ur gon mess this up!!!
- •Definitely this.Lucy, Y U at a carnival??? U kno u could get hurt!!! Who will be Lil' Ricky's mother figure???
- •When in Rome.Lucy, Y U in Italy??? U know Ricky isn't gunna let u be in that movie!!!
- •That one too.Lucy, Y U gotta drag Ethel into your schemes??? U kno Fred is gon b pissed.
- •The One With The Celebrities.Lucy, Y U need Bob Hope to console u??? U kno he should be at a charity event in Palm Springs!!!
- •And finally.Nailed it.