Phrases That Upset Me

  1. "Dancing Juice"
    Heard in Bruno Mars' "Marry Me"
  2. "Wanna see my Go-Pro™ footage?"
  3. "...on fleek"
  4. "Guesstimate"
    Just say 'ballpark,' people. No need to create unnecessary compound words.
  5. Use of "ghosting" in an non-ironic way
    ...and most uses in ironic ways, if we're being honest.
  6. "Kelly Blue Book Value"
    Who made Kel the reigning queen of automotive valuation?