1. After I eat KBBQ
  2. When I don't get randomly selected for TSA Pre✔️
  3. When I'm doing my Don Pardo impression
    "Broooooooooks Wheeeeeeeelan"
  4. Before I brush my teeth
  5. When I'm watching Mr. Robot
  6. When I take an UberPOOL and I actually have to share a ride with someone.
  7. Right now
  8. When I am seventeen years old and decided to take a sip of every bottle of my parents liquor cabinet and I'm seventeen years old
    Suggested by @originalamericantrt