1. WheatThins™
    Team Triscuit
  2. Milk in my cereal
    Hell NO, we won't go
  3. the Cupid Shuffle
    The fact that it's now on the same level as the Electric Slide is DEEPLY upsetting
  4. Pumpkin Spice Lattes
    If I wanted to consume that many calories in one sitting, it would be Nachos.
  5. Corn dogs
    Give me ANY other carnival food or hybrid food and I'll be exponentially happier than I would be if a corn dog was presented to me.