Who I'm Willing to Host at My Apartment for the (Potential) 2024 LA Olympics
A collaboration with @danpolis
- •US Men's Water Polo Team
- •Croatian rowing team
- •Any and all gymnastsYou must be able to prove your age. I'm looking at you, China.
- •Kerri Walsh and Misty May Treanor
- •Tara LapinskiSummer or winter, she's always welcome in my home.
- •Missy Franklin
- •Ryan LochteAs long as he doesn't talk
- •Bob Costas' personal assistant
- •Tom Daley, onlySorry rest of UK diving team, there's a Best Western around the corner from my apartment.
- •Adam Girgenti (we can do a repeat of our 2010 opening ceremony celebration).Suggested by @girgentiam
- •Johnny Weir, purely for commentaryCamille (his Swan puppet from that fucking routine) = not invitedSuggested by @dave