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  1. Stuntman/ Man of danger
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  2. Catwalker
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    Here kitty
  3. Documentary film-maker
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  4. Tim Peake (not really a career)
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    Space-travelling hero and my vote for 'Sexiest Man of 2016' Tim Peake
  5. 80s Tennis Player
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    You cannot be serious?
  6. Rockstar
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    Obviously
  7. Shia LaBeouf
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    Again, not an actual career but Louis Stevens (Even Stevens) is the best comedy character in television history and it would be a pretty good job to pretend to be him.
  8. Superstar DJ à la David Guetta
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    Surely THE EASIEST job of all time? Press play on the laptop, pretend you're twisting all sorts of knobs and levers, shout "Are you ready?!!", wear your headphones on one ear and get paid millions of pounds to party?! Sign me up.