A RADIOHEAD PUN POEM OF ACHIEVEMENT
climb a Fake Plastic Tree and become The King of Limbs
- •someone call the Karma Police
- •i am no longer a Paranoid Android
- •My phone's browser truly made it an OK ComputerBECAUSE I GOT A SINGLE DAY LOLLAPALOOZA PASS TO SEE RADIOHEAD!!!
- •the thought of going to lollapalooza gives me The Bends
- •a solo venture to grant park will require a lot of Street Spirit
- •i am a hypocrite and i feel like a CreepBECAUSE I HAVE ALWAYS LOATHED THE IDEA OF LOLLA AND NEVER WANTED TO BE CAUGHT DEAD THERE HOWEVER I WILL DIE HAPPY ON THAT FIELD IF THEY PLAY MY FAVORITE SONGS!!!
- •after the storm there will be gold In Rainbows
- •the muddy field will feel like walking in a House of Cards
- •other lolla-gags won't bother me, even if they are Weird FishesBECAUSE IT WILL RAIN AND IT WILL HAVE YOUNG DICK ASSHOLES AND IT WILL BE UNPLEASANT TO GET TO AND LEAVE, BUT IT WILL BE WORTH IT!!!
- •tickets went on sale at ten am, my phone's alert was a loud Morning Bell
- •all of us were impatient in the virtual waiting room, we were In Limbo
- •once my ticket was secured... my feeling: Everything In Its Right PlaceBECAUSE I GOT A SINGLE DAY LOLLAPALOOZA PASS TO SEE RADIOHEAD!!!