BIGGEST VEGAS MISTAKES

Sleep isn't in the cards tonight due to all the adrenalin I have on Vegas Eve. As with most sleepless nights, I think about mistakes I've made.
  1. 1.
    Thinking a Britney Spears perfume set would be a good gift to bring back for the woman I've been dating for a few months.
    It was a "set" of four different fragrances. This is why I deserve to be single. (Still got that "work bitch" magnet - that was a solid gift, to myself.)
  2. 2.
    Walking to the In-N-Out Burger.
    I'm not the only one I know who has attempted the way-longer-than-you-think voyage exactly once. The right of passage is lowlighted by a sketchy stretch under the highway.
  3. 3.
    Not getting married.
    Every year I joke about how I hope to fall into a meet-and-wed situation.
  4. 4.
    Not buying poker chips.
    Here's something that I aim to correct this year. Every year I want to go to the gaming discount warehouse and buy decommissioned chips as an upgrade to my home set. I've already sold away the chips I had to make room.
  5. 5.
    Betting money on Villanova.
    Every year I get lost in the beauty of Coach Jay Wright's eyes and impeccable style. Every year I root for them and put my money behind it. Even when they win they don't cover.