I CRASH SLEPT FROM 7:30 PM TO 1:30 AM AND NOW AM TINDERING AT 4 AM (MY THOUGHTS)

My life is a paradise
  1. Does anybody else automatically swipe left because of a common FB friend you consider awful?
    And how do others react when they see that I'm a friend? Do I validate anybody?
  2. I shouldn't find that woman's job of "wedding planner" funny.
    It's a good job, and I'm sure she enjoys it. But in the context of Tinder... I dunno, it's 4 am and she's just out there like all of us trying.
  3. Travel.
    Travel. Travel. Travel.
  4. But, for real, do i really want to meet *any* of these people?
    Automated courtship is exhausting.