JOKE REPLIES I COULD NOT SAY AT WORK (BUT DID THINK AND CAN LIST)
A coworker said, "The home inspection went fine, but I was told a smoke alarm needs to be installed in the bedroom."
- •It does get pretty hot in there.
- •Isn't it common for smoking to occur after?
- •If there is too much smoke in the bedroom, might I suggest more lube.
- •I don't need a smoke detector to tell me if a knob is hot.
- •Not the kind of burning sensation I would want a warning for.