JOKE REPLIES I COULD NOT SAY AT WORK (BUT DID THINK AND CAN LIST)

A coworker said, "The home inspection went fine, but I was told a smoke alarm needs to be installed in the bedroom."
  1. It does get pretty hot in there.
  2. Isn't it common for smoking to occur after?
  3. If there is too much smoke in the bedroom, might I suggest more lube.
  4. I don't need a smoke detector to tell me if a knob is hot.
  5. Not the kind of burning sensation I would want a warning for.