MY JUNIOR HIGH MAKEOUT STEPS

Let's just move along to the bullets and not dwell on the fact that I never had a junior high makeout experience until I was in my twenties.
  1. 1.
    Sit down next to a girl
  2. 2.
    Achieve the most awkward stillness
  3. 3.
    Slide closer to the girl
  4. 4.
    Initiate awkward sweating
  5. 5.
    Feign fatigue
  6. 6.
    Begin arm stretch
  7. 7.
    End arm stretch
  8. 8.
    Regret all of your choices to this point
  9. 9.
    Fall into self doubt
  10. 10.
    Look for escape
  11. 11.
    *Hey what's that!*
  12. 12.
    (Point beyond her)
  13. 13.
    *it was nothing*
  14. 14.
    But now your arm is over her shoulders
  15. 15.
    Adjust legs in a fruitless enterprise to conceal boner
  16. 16.
    Stare blankly at her
  17. 17.
    Remain silent
  18. 18.
    Smile?
  19. 19.
    Lean in
  20. 20.
    Push in
  21. 21.
    Fall in
  22. 22.
    *KISS*
  23. 23.
    Tongue stuff
  24. 24.
    Have no idea what do do with eyes
  25. 25.
    Have no clue what to do with hands
  26. 26.
    Have an idea with what to with hands
  27. 27.
    Over the shirt hand stuff?
  28. 28.
    Hand stuff!
  29. 29.
    THIS IS WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO BE ALIVE
  30. 30.
    uh oh