Requested by Ali M

OH NO YOU DIDDDDINTTTT. 😡😡😡

A.K.A. "Why I wanted @alimi to List an ideal Tinder profile to attract her daughter."
  1. The fact of her daughter looking for romance online is an eventuality of life as we know it today.
    And by Listing the best case scenario, perhaps her (justified) anxiety can be calmed.
  2. There *are* good dudes on Tinds.
    The douche'bros get the publicity. And as with the case with all dating stories, the most memorable are often the most awful. But let's focus on the good.
  3. You can't decide who your daughter swipes
    But you can have opinions.