QUESTIONS I ASK MY PHONE WHEN I CAN'T SLEEP
Put the phone down and sleep already, damnit.
- •Who am I avoiding? (Facebook)
- •Is "Moments" still a thing? (Twitter)
- •Was my life worse last year? (Timehop)
- •Is it too late to eat again? (GrubHub)
- •What songs do I want played at my funeral? (Spotify)
- •Who is likes what? (Instagram)