Theory: if one owns a waterbed, one instantly becomes a "waterbed person" and accepts other water-centric items into one's life.
- •¡WATERBED!Who the hell has these in 2016? Do they still exist?
- •HouseboatMore motion.
- •JetskiNecessity for houseboat life.
- •MulletThe waterfall of hairstyles.
- •AquasocksThe footwear that croc aficionados won't be caught dead wearing.
- •Water massage machineGet it with all the money you saved on the houseboat!
- •Foot bathFor the dreamers - or who just can't dive into waterlife 100% yet. Fuck the Four20 and dunk yourself in the H2oh!
- •This thingDunnoSuggested by @theranman
- •Eating only seafoodSuggested by @daisy
- •Inflatable Backyard PoolSuggested by @mjprovine