Requested by Brett 7

WHO WOULD BE IN YOUR SQUAD (CAPITAL D, FOR... DUDES)

Apologies to @BWN_7 (I had to change the name of "mantourage" because I personally don't like that term). Can we call an all male Squad a "squaD" (Get it!?!?!?). Here's the requester's motivating List: My Mantourage
  1. Jason Mantzoukas
    HEYNONGMAN? More like HEYNONGMEN!
  2. Jon Hamm
    Literally the man all women want and all men want to be. His sense of humor is criminally underrated.
  3. Hannibal Buress
    This crew will certainly have a parade in our future. And if you haven't heard his New Orleans jokes - go look that up now.
  4. Bill Nye
    A year ago, I would've picked Neil deGrasse Tyson, but he can be a buzzkill at times (especially if we are going to a movie).
  5. Terry Crews
    Enforcer of the group. However, are we all gonna smell like Old Spice?
  6. Dave Grohl
    Without a doubt (not to be confused with members of the band No Doubt)
  7. Jim James
    And look! We've already "hung out" together at a Lebowski Fest!! (He's the frontman for My Morning Jacket)
  8. Dean Strang & Jerry Buting
    Not only because we all want to be a member of this team, but also in case we get into any legal binds.
  9. Coach Taylor
    *not Kyle Chandler* Clear eyes. Full hearts. Can't lose.
  10. The 44th President of the United States.
    Barry and I gonna work on our jump shots. And we will have the Secret Service as our own traveling velvet rope barrier.