Teach me, Lucille! @em Did I miss any?
  1. "Suddenly playing with yourself is a scholarly pursuit."
  2. "Really? Did nothing cancel?"
  3. "Take it back. If I wanted something your thumb touched, I'd eat the inside of your ear."
  4. "I don't criticize you. And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense."
  5. "Well, I'd rather be dead in California than alive in Arizona."
  6. "You want your belt to buckle, not your chair."
  7. "A piano could stand on those legs."
  8. 😎 🍸