Teach me, Lucille! @em Did I miss any?
  1. "Suddenly playing with yourself is a scholarly pursuit."
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  2. "Really? Did nothing cancel?"
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  3. "Take it back. If I wanted something your thumb touched, I'd eat the inside of your ear."
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  4. "I don't criticize you. And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense."
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  5. "Well, I'd rather be dead in California than alive in Arizona."
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  6. "You want your belt to buckle, not your chair."
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  7. "A piano could stand on those legs."
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  8. 😎 🍸
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