I tried to rank them and gave up because I kept moving songs to the top. They're all good! 🎧
  1. This Charming Man - The Smiths
    "I would go out tonight, but I haven't got a stitch to wear."
  2. Sing Your Life - Morrissey
    "Make no mistake my friend, all of this will end. So sing it now. All of the things you love. All the things you loathe"
  3. Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now - The Smiths
    "I was happy in a haze of a drunken hour, but heaven knows I'm miserable now"
  4. Headmaster Ritual - The Smiths
    "I want to go home. I don't want to stay. Give up education as a bad mistake"
  5. There's A Light That Never Goes Out - The Smiths
    "Driving in your car, I never never want to go home"
  6. Unhappy Birthday - The Smiths
    "I've come to wish you an unhappy Birthday 'Cause you're evil and you lie"
  7. Picadilly Palare - Morrissey
    "It may all end tomorrow or it could go one forever (in which case I'm doomed)"
  8. Tomorrow - Morrissey
    "Tomorrow, will it really come?"
  9. Hairdresser in Fire - Morrissey
    "Can you squeeze me into an empty page of your diary and psychologically save me? I've got faith in you."
  10. Everyday is Like Sunday - Morrissey
    "Trudging slowly over wet sand, back to the bench where your clothes were stolen."
  11. Panic - The Smiths
    "Hang the DJ, Hang the DJ, Hang the DJ..."
  12. Suedehead - Morrissey
    "Why do you come here when you know it makes things hard for me?"
  13. The More You Ignore Me - Morrissey
    "Beware, I bear more grudges than lonely high court judges."
  14. Ask - The Smiths
    "Shyness is nice and shyness can stop you from doing all the things in life you'd like to."
  15. This Night Has Opened My Eyes - The Smiths
    "The dream has gone, but the baby is real. Oh, you did a good thing. She could have been a poet or she could have been a fool. Oh, you did a bad thing. And I'm not happy and I'm not sad."
  16. Girlfriend in a Coma
    "There were times when I could have murdered her...but you know I would hate anything to happen to her."
    Suggested by @eatthelove
  17. William It Was Really Nothing - The Smiths
    "Would you like to marry me? And if you'd like you can buy the ring. I don't dream of anyone—but myself."
    Suggested by @therichdale