BEST THINGS PATIENTS HAVE SAID TONIGHT

I'm on call at the county hospital. We've got some pretty amusing ladies in labor tonight 💖
  1. "I'm feeling your ginger."
    We were doing team rounds and introducing ourselves to all the patients on Labor and Delivery. Our 22 year old African-American patient really liked our red-headed male resident. LOL! He blushed furiously and said "Thanks."
  2. "Sure, get up in there!"
    A 35 year old patient giving us permission to check her cervix. I actually laughed out loud! She's about to have her third baby and is totally chill. Love it 🏆
  3. "I'm trying not to swear in front of you right now."
    Her epidural wasn't working well. I told her she could drop a couple F-Bombs if it would make her feel better.