1. Aunt Flo or Aunt Dot
    They're visiting this month (yet again) and can stop in at anytime.
  2. Surfing the Crimson Wave
    Don't be a victim. Dominate it!
  3. Shark week
    Literally bleeding enough to attract predators.
  4. Red Wedding
    GoT in my uterus.
  5. The Curse
    Sure, ok. It's a "curse" and not a totally normal physiologic process.
  6. Monthly visitor
    Boring. If only this visitor would stay for just a couple days and not bother you.
  7. It's that time of the month
    Meh, too vague. What time? Life goal: to manipulate my cycle to start on the first of the month so I can play some Bone Thugs and Harmony 12 times a year.
  8. On the rag
  9. Special ladies time
    Suggested by @sally
  10. (I hate how misogynist this is buuut...) Blowjob Week
    Suggested by @sally
  11. I call it my comma, a play on punctuation...wow, I'm a nerd
    Suggested by @Goldie
  12. Lounging/Dancing/Singing Karaoke in the Red Tent!
    Suggested by @rebeccalou
  13. Also: "I am bleeding for five days (yet I do not die), that I may choose to become a portal to life." Subtle, yet to-the-point.
    Suggested by @rebeccalou
  14. Goddess Time. This one either makes people laugh or get extremely quiet.
    Suggested by @rebeccalou
  15. Strawberry week 🍓🍓🍓
    Direct translation of "Erdbeerwoche" (German)
    Suggested by @Elisabeth
  16. there are communists in the fun house
    Suggested by @eap157