Racking my brain while I'm staring at this text: "Wanna do barrefit at 6pm today? I'm a little sick 😁 but should be fine to go". Obviously, saying I feel sick is not going to work...
  1. I twisted my ankle on the stairs this morning :(
    Not really. More like took the elevator to the 3rd floor at work because I am that lazy.
  2. My dog just threw up. I should stay at home to make sure he's ok :(
    I know, I'm terrible. And Lucky is silently judging me while he's gnawing on a chew toy.
  3. Oh, I totally would but I have this work meeting :(
    I have just enough dinner meetings to make this believable!