Requested by @em
Follow up list request from @em
  1. Will you take a picture with me and the baby?
    Yes, of course ☺️
  2. Can I keep going to you after you move?
  3. Is this going to hurt?
    "Maybe a little." (Probably 😕 But let me distract you with some Verbacaine!)
  4. How old are you?
    I have complicated feelings about this question. On the one hand, I'm very flattered the patient thinks I look young. On the other hand, I know it will lead to the next question . . .
  5. How many of these procedures have you done?
  6. Can you get me some juice?
    What I want to say: "I am your *doctor*, not your waiter!" What I actually say: "Let me tell someone."