FILM AND TV VILLAIN CRUSHES

I know they're awful beings on the inside, but they're just so damn yummy on the outside!
  1. Jareth, The Goblin King - Labyrinth
    David Bowie, 1986 (My pre-pubescent self did not fully understand this attraction.)
  2. Dracula - Bram Stoker's Dracula
    Gary Oldman, 1992 (Those Hot Topic-esque tinted glasses were, well . . . so HOT!)
  3. Patrick Bateman - American Psycho
    Christian Bale, 2000 (Possibly a left over crush from Newsies?) However, no crush for Thomas Berger of Swing Kids.
  4. Spike - Buffy the Vampire Slayer
    James Marsters, late 1990s/2000 (Man, that scene of him and Buffy getting it on against the wall of a crumbling building was very satisfying.)
  5. Daniel Cleaver - Bridget Jones's Diary
    Hugh Grant, 2001 (I will fall for this guy Every Time.)
  6. Inspector Lau Kin Ming - Infernal Affairs
    Andy Lau, 2002 (I've had a crush on him from back when I'd watch him in Chinese martial arts sagas on VHS with my mom. It was interesting to see him play a villain instead of a hero.)
  7. Randy Emmers - Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle
    Rodrigo Santoro, 2003 (Pineapple sex wax? Yes, please 🍍)
  8. Storm Shadow: G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra
    Byung-Hun Lee, 2009 (Wow. Overall, I liked the villains better than the heroes in this movie.)
  9. Loki - Thor/The Avengers
    Tom Hiddleston, 2011 (Clearly, I was not the only one.)
  10. Magneto - X-men first class
    Michael Fassbender, 2011 (In a suit, turtleneck, polo shirt, sweat shirt, robe--doesn't matter)
  11. Peter Hale - Teen Wolf
    Ian Bohen, 2011 (I don't even know how I started watching this show. But thank you Teen Wolf for giving those of us who've graduated high school some age appropriate eye candy.)
  12. Jamie Lannister - Game of Thrones
    Nikolaj Coster-Waldau, 2011 (I hope he doesn't get killed off.)
  13. Bane - The Dark Knight Rises
    Tom Hardy, 2012 (I don't care what anyone says. I dig that crazy voice! And the muscles.)
  14. Roman - True Blood
    Chris Meloni, 2012 (*fans self*)
  15. Kai - Vampire Diaries
    Chris Wood, 2014 (He looks too sweet to be so evil.)
  16. Honorable Mention: Kylo Ren - Star Wars: The Force Awakens
    Adam Driver, 2015 (It's mainly his voice while wearing the cool mask that does it for me. So mysterious! Why do you it ruin it by having a tantrum, though?)