INSULTS FROM "TRIUMPH'S ELECTION SPECIAL 2016" THAT MADE ME GO 🙊
A sampling of his many (brutal) zingers
- •Rand Paul...is a trained Ophthalmologist. Has he ever informed you of what disease his hair dresser has?To a supporter
- •Earlier this year, Jeb played a round of golf at the country club, where he discovered that his handicap is George W. Bush.At a fundraiser at The Keene Country Club in New Hampshire
- •If Senator Sanders is here, who's going to bring Marty back to the future?Asked by Fake Lady in a Wheelchair
- •They think you're favoring Hillary...has Hillary promised you something? Like a cabinet position or free access to her pants suit guy?To Debbie Wasserman Schultz who is perceived to be favoring Clinton
- •Governor, now that you believe you have a chance to win, how would you describe the mood of your campaign? Unrealistic or delusional?To John Kasich
- •What does it take to be a reporter for YouTube? Other than rejection from every other news outlet?
- •Everyone calls MSNBC biased and liberal, but I have to admit you have higher standards than Fox News. You guys are better. You're like the prostitute that doesn't kiss on the mouth.
- •Senator Ted!...I love your smooth skin! Tell me, when did Geppetto make you a real boy?As Ted Cruz passes by
- •(Triumph reciting Ted Cruz's speech about voting 10 times)Hee Hee Hee Heeeee!! 💯
- •The way he yells, he sounds like a guy who always has to repeat his order at the Wendy's drive through window.Referring to Bernie Sanders
- •You've shown remarkable resilience in this campaign. How do you run a campaign over the sound of your employees typing their resumes?Triumph coaching Mike Huckabee on the art of insults
- •You really want Donald Trump to be president? Let me ask you something. When you watch the movie Philadelphia, do you cheer for the AIDS?To a group of teenage boys supporting Trump
- •When you're serving the Governor, feed him with a flat open palm.Instructions for the waitress who'll be serving Chris Christie at the Airport Diner
- •😂Picture me in scrubs having lunch at the local Vietnamese restaurant, giggling over a bowl of pho with my headphones in and the Hulu app playing on my phone 🍜🙊