SCARS I HAVE ACQUIRED IN CHRONOLOGICAL ORDER

  1. Faint scar on my left jaw from my delivery via C-section
    Welcome to the world! You've been blooded. It was fate that I became an OB/GYN, right?
  2. Right knee from playing "like a tomboy" and falling on the stairs outside my apartment
    From then on, my mom made me wear jeans when I played outside. Even in the summer!!
  3. Back of my left hand where cut myself trying to open plastic on the maple syrup cap for my Eggo waffles
    I was 12 years old. And hungry.
  4. Burn scar on the back of left forearm from oven rack
    I was trying to make baked donuts.