SWEATERS, RANKED

List inspiration: It's going to be 80 degrees in NorCal this weekend! (Sorry @em ) Time to say goodbye to my sweaters that I only unpacked a few months ago. Back into storage you go!
  1. 1.
    Collegiate sweatshirt
    I look like a slob, but an educated one. Thank you very much. Plus I can put my phone, keys, and wallet in the front pocket of my hoodie pullover.
  2. 2.
    Cardigan
    From work to play--so versatile!
  3. 3.
    Cable knit
    Makes me want to stomp around in the snow, then sit by the fireplace drinking hot cocoa.
  4. 4.
    Cowl neck (ladies), Shawl collar (men)
    I just like them.
  5. 5.
    Turtle neck
    Worn by the right person--very intriguing. Worn by the wrong person--ew.
  6. 6.
    Argyle
    Meh.
  7. 7.
    Sweater coat
    So big in the early 2000s. I paid more than I had as a college student for a J. Crew ribbed, hoodie sweater coat.
  8. 8.
    Sweater vest
    Down here for now. I predict it will move up the list at some point, in a revamped cut. It seems like everything comes back in style eventually.