The Evolution of Viagra Commercials

I recently saw the newest TV ad for Viagra and was AmAzEd at how things have changed. (If you're short on time, see the first and the last commercials on this list) They have pretty much taken the man out of the equation as the protagonist of the story and made him first person shooter in a game to acquire a hot woman for sexy times. 😂😳😞
  1. —2012— Features one man (the target consumer)
    http://youtu.be/y1ZqQ55T25c This guy's attractive and appealing to most, I'd say.
  2. (2012) On a sail boat
    The usual "get healthy, get out there, and do stuff" kind of thing drug and tampon commercials like to show.
  3. (2012) With a male narrator
    Who basically uses the broken boat thingamajig as an analogy to say, "hey, stuff gets old and breaks down, but you can do something about it."
  4. (2012) His goal: Home
    He fixed his erectile dysfunctional boat and sailed to his nice suburban home where (presumably) his spouse awaits him! I want to root for him.
  5. —2014— Features one sultry woman, who speaks to the target consumer (No men)
  6. (2014) Sprawled on a bed
  7. (2014) Who remains inside a bedroom at night
    Waiting for her lover?
  8. (2014) Brushing her hair
  9. (2014) With a male narrator explaining serious side effects
    While she keeps getting ready for her man...
  10. (2014) The Goal: Sexy booty calls will want you...
    To try Viagra!
  11. —2015— Features one Asian woman (No men)
  12. (2015) Sprawled on a bed
    We know what we're talking about, right?
  13. (2015) At a lake house only a magnificently *powerful* and wealthy person can afford
  14. (2015) Knowledgable narrator talking about serious side effects is still male
    But here's Kelly Hu again smiling coyly over her shoulder while walking barefoot by the pool.
  15. (2015) Semi-sexual objectifying shot of her bare legs walking by the pool
    The breeze playfully raises the hem of her dress...
  16. (2015) The Goal: Sexy, ethnic woman wants you...
    To try Viagra!
  17. —2016— Features a woman who loves football! (Again, no men)
    Yay, just in time for Super Bowl 🏈 https://www.ispot.tv/ad/7hai/viagra-football
  18. (2016) Sprawled on the bed
    And playfully brushing back her hair while talking statistics about how many men suffer from erectile dysfunction.
  19. (2016) Male narrator talking important science stuff
    As the only person in the commercial puts on perfume and smells her wrist
  20. (2016) Then gives you the bedroom eyes while walking back to, well, the bedroom...
  21. (2016) "It's going to be a new day (in our bedroom)!"
    Is she not allowed to venture out of the master bedroom? At least Kelly Hu got to walk along the pool deck!
  22. (2016) The Goal: Sexy, desirable, sports loving woman wants you...
    To try Viagra!
  23. —2016— Hot slightly Swedish sounding woman
  24. (2016) Sprawled on a bed (obvs)
  25. (2016) But this time, she gets to go somewhere! On a romantic mini-break!!
    I hope her headless lover pulled out all the stops.
  26. (2016) She wants you to bring that Viagra single pack good for one use!
    How does he feel about it? I can't tell because I never see his face! I can only infer from the shots of her beautiful visage that he's at least OK with it. 🎉
  27. (2016) She's so ready to get you in bed.
    The back of his head looks alright... Her expression implies he's not hideous from the front. He could look like any average man!
  28. (2016) Hope the TSA guy hi-fives you on the other side.
  29. (2016) You're such a cool dude taking her on a mini break!
    Your chin looks OK. I bet the top half of your face looks OK, too!!
  30. (2016) They've arrived at a lovely hotel!
    Are you even paying attention to the male narrator at this point? Who cares if your blood pressure may drop! Have you SEEN her??
  31. (2016) Just let her wonder at this magnificent hotel lobby while you check in like a boss.
    For someone who looks decent from the jaw down and could be possibly gross from the jaw up, you're doing pretty well.
  32. (2016) The Goal: Trophy Wife/Mistress
    Words of wisdom from Florida (FYI they both have rings on but it's not as easy to see the guy's so I'm not surprised about the final impression)