Requested by Mall of Amanda

THE REASONS I'M F😬CKING ADORABLE

Thank you @mallofamanda 💗 for this wonderful list request! It was a bit daunting at first, but then I realized, I AM fucking adorable!!
  1. I love to laugh and make you laugh!
    Some of my best memories are of laughing until I cry: coming up with silly dance routines with my college roommates, deliriously laughing about terrible medical mnemonics with @ohsteph while cramming for finals or getting giggle fits with my cousins at family dinners. 😂
  2. I'm an unabashed hugger.
    (See my last list) If I get the vibe that you're okay with hugging, prepare yourself!
  3. During your pelvic exam, I won't care that you didn't shave.
    Girl, you don't have to apologize! I'm just here to make sure you're healthy. PS, I like your tattoo.
  4. I make weird sounds when I'm doing tasks.
    My classics are "doo-doo-doooo" and "pew! pew!" Idk 😬
  5. I'm a rom-comantic.
    I was thoroughly boy crazy in my teens and 20s. New crushes were the best! The butterflies, the flirting, sigh... Although crushes are few and far between in my 30s, I'm still hopeful. But seriously, though. What does a girl have to do to get a meet cute around here??
  6. I'm not too old to watch cartoons.
    For every Snowpiercer and The Duchess, I need a South Park and a Justice League.
  7. I will immediately love your baby or your dog.
    The person who stops mid-sentence, gasps, clasps her hands together, then comes scurrying over exclaiming "how cute!" That's me 🙋🏻
  8. I'm the cool aunt who will get silly and messy playing with your kids.
    Right, Millie? ✌