THINGS I HEARD FROM THE APARTMENTS NEXT DOOR TO ME
I have tall ceilings, but thin walls
- •Kids laughingAlways a sweet sound
- •Barking yappy dogUsually greeting his owners when they come home from work
- •My neighbor being accused of a gay affair by his girlfriendI thought it was just a run of the mill you-got-caught cheating argument that woke me up at 2am, but no--it was so much more! Because then she said to him "Stop f-ing saying you love me! I can suck a d--- and turn around and tell you I love you, too. It doesn't mean ANYTHING!!!"😳
- •Drunk girls coming back from the bar...who do not know the volume of their own voices
- •Gun shots and swearingThis was when I was living next to an Asian guy on the second floor. I was alarmed until I realized it was just his video game on surround sound. I'm so glad I moved.